Aqua

...okay, seriously.

Why am I here?

Sure, you got some really good advice from the faceless people on the computer or whatever--I wouldn't be surprised if it was Donnie in disguise trying to tell you that this was a good idea--because guess what? It's not.

Look; I know I'm awesome - there's no doubt about that.

But you haven't done this in years.

Do you even remember how to do it?

Yea, you heard me; m'callin' you old.

'Cause you are.

Nobody's gonna talk to you here because you're crazy and making me talk to you in text form like the psychopath you are.

Seriously, I think Kraang Prime's more sane than you---

...

---wait what?

...

DID YOU MAKE A SHELLIN' SHORT JOKE ON TOP OF IT ALL?!

I already hate you---

STOP LAUGHING ALREADY!!!